"No time for losers, cause we are the champions - of the world"... OK, so it felt like the world, but honestly, we were just champions of the pub quiz!

Its been two long months of pub quiz attendance at The Shakespeare (well, a month and a half for me because I arrived later than the others) and Tuesday was here again.  Tuesday the first of November, known to most of the French speaking world as "Toussaint"; a national holiday, a day of rest, a day of family time, and for the members of the Quizpy Fried Duck quiz team, it was a day of victory!


We arrived to a slightly more empty pub than usual.  I've become accustomed to associating Tuesday nights in The Shakespeare with stifling temperatures, a fight to get to the bar, and a distinct lack of seating.  Last night seemed somewhat more refined though; we had a table towards the back of the room, and all members of our team were comfortably seated.  As usual I was the last to arrive and even I managed to get a seat.  Not to say that the pub wasn't busy of course - for a Tuesday night after two days of national holiday and the prospect of returning to work tomorrow, it was still fairly busy.  Busy enough for there to be thirteen teams in fact.  I did note that our team was looking a little depleted though; usually, the ERASMUS kids come out in force for the quiz, but we decided we would be fine to soldier on with a team of eight.


At around 9pm, the familiar bell sounded across the bar to signal that the quiz was about to commence.  One member from each team immediately leapt up to go and collect the answer sheets, whilst the quiz master ran through the rules from his usual spot atop the bar.  For those not familiar with the infamous Shakespeare quiz, it consists of four rounds.  The first is a picture round in which you are given ten images of famous people and you have to name them.  The second is a general knowledge question round, normally consisting of ten questions, with the odd bonus point thrown in here and there.  The third is another question round, but this time with a twist; there is normally one or two themes that run through the questions for this round, and in the case of last night the two themes were 'buildings' and 'numbers' (five questions on each theme).  Finally, the last round is a music round; they play ten clips of ten different songs and you have to name both the artist and the song title.  Simples.


The picture round went surprisingly well, with us only missing three answers.  For the first time in quiz history I even managed to successfully contribute a correct answer... Many hours of watching Hellcats last year instead of writing essays had finally paid off as I identified number four to be a blonde Ashley Tisdale.  Sadly "Paco Rabanne advert man" didn't quite cut it as the answer to who the chiselled, attractive man was, but you can't win them all!  Despite Sean's heroic efforts, we still didn't get the name of the blonde pouting woman either.  I think she was an actress, but frankly I'd never set eyes on her before.  Sean was our guest team member for the week - he's Liza's boyfriend, thus it was necessary for him to have travelled nine hundred miles to attend a quiz in a distinctly English pub.  Not that he was complaining.  He very swiftly entered into the spirit of things, and since they announce the questions in both English and French, there weren't any language problems either.  He also coined the phrase of the night:  "I'm back".  This was said each time he got a question right, and soon dragged us into a slightly alcohol fuelled association of "I'm back" with the nineties hit "Backstreet's Back".  See, whoever said pub quizzes aren't fun has clearly never been to one with us.


The first round also brought the dilemma of the team name.  Some debate over the name of the Asian duck dish had arisen before the quiz began; some said "Crispy Fried Duck", some argued "Crispy Aromatic Duck"... Come to think of it, I've also heard "Peking Duck", or is that a different dish altogether?  Chinese dishes aside, when it came to a team name, Luis had the pen, and having been the chief advocate for "Crispy Fried Duck", thus took the executive decision that we would hereby be known as "Quizpy Fried Duck".  Genius.


The second and third rounds went past without too much of great note.  Sean was the only one who managed to name the two teams who played in a Major League Baseball match, and by the only one, I mean the only one to get the question right in the entire pub.  Pretty impressive.  Alex was then able to name the tallest sculpture in the world and its exact height.  Also pretty impressive.  Liza gave the names for the 50th, 60th, 70th and 80th wedding anniversaries, whilst I jumped in with the answer to the bonus question; the 1st anniversary is known as the 'paper' anniversary (that was two things I'd answered... I was on fire!).


The final round was probably the one that posed the most problems, but then again, the music round always does.  We didn't do too badly though and even I managed to recognise two of the artists/bands.  One was a little bit of an embarrassing one to admit to, but the other was Blink 182.  Hearing a Blink 182 song being played as part of a quiz in a pub in the South of France did slightly make my night to be honest.  Alex and Luis had to step in with the song name, but it really was on the tip of my tongue... Honest.


So, an hour and three quarters, four quiz rounds, and several pints later, and it was time for the results!  As is customary, the results were read out in reverse order.  By fourth place we still hadn't been announced and we were all a little bit astounded to be honest.  With the team in last place having a mere six points, and the numbers now being up in the twenties, we figured we had to be third.  The quiz master then took it upon himself to build the tension and announce, in no particular order, which teams were in the top three.  We knew we were in the top three - we just wanted to know where!  Several nail biting seconds later, he announced third place.  It wasn't us.  This instantly made us very happy, since even if you come second, you still win free alcohol.  Next, second place... And that wasn't us either.   Which could only mean one thing: we'd won! We'd finally won!  And not even just marginally either.  We were six points ahead of the team who came second, achieving a final total of thirty points.  Epic.  Especially given that the team who came second were stood behind us and had been looking over our shoulders for half the quiz.  They should clearly look a little more often next time! Victory was finally ours!


The prize for first place is a bottle of whisky, complete with a bottle of Pepsi and enough plastic cups and ice to go around all your team members.  To be honest, I wasn't that bothered with the prize.  I don't even like whisky.  It wasn't about the prize though, it was about the fact that we'd finally won something.  Montpellier had finally given in and let us have our little victory.  We'd hunted for days for places to live, we'd queued for  hours for tram cards, we'd devoted days on end to organising bank accounts, and finally, we'd made it!  Anyone reading this will  probably think that we're/I'm completely nuts, but I defy you not to spend two months in a foreign country and then get a little bit over-excited when you finally win the pub quiz.


So, same time next week guys?! If anyone needs me, I'll be scouring French and English newspapers and gossip mags alike for obscure little facts that might pop up next Tuesday...

The winning team, minus Helen (she was taking the photo)

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight"... Not quite the jungle actually, more a zoo in the South of France on a sunny October day

After three and a half weeks in Montpellier, my boyfriend Hallett finally came to visit! He travelled down on the train so that he could get here on Thursday and leave on Sunday.  Flights are all well and good but it would seem that EasyJet and RyanAir aren't too fond of scheduling flights to Montpellier on a Thursday in the middle of Autumn.  Hallett speaks French to about pre-GCSE level, so changing from Gare du Nord to Gare de Lyon in Paris had the potential to be quite the debacle.  However, some precise instructions from me and a couple of carefully selected pictures from the internet of things like what the Metro ticket looks like, and the whole affair didn't seem to cause a problem at all.  Until security.  Apparently security at Gare de Lyon immediately picked out my boyfriend to be English (shockingly enough a 6'2" Dorset farmer doesn't exactly blend into a crowd in the middle of Paris), and thus took it upon themselves to drag him to one side and start speaking to him very quickly... In French.  Having identified him as English, you'd have thought they would have the sense to realise that he probably wouldn't understand all that much French.  However, when faced with a blank and confused look from him, they merely continued to repeat themselves in French, at a rapidly increasing volume.  It turns out its not just the British who assume that talking loudly at someone will help them understand when they don't speak the language!  Luckily, a bi-lingual girl rescued my poor confused boyfriend and he was allowed on his way.  It was her who later explained that apparently they wanted to check his passport and his belongings.  Its a good thing that they didn't rummage too deep into his bag though to be honest, because the dozen bottles of Weston's cider and two dozen packets of Hula Hoops might have raised some questions.  That, and the size four Carvela heels.

As I've already mentioned in my other posts, Friday was the day of the Dorset reunion.  With my parents still being here and Hallett having arrived, we'd decided to take another trip to Aigues Mortes after I finished work at twelve.  Come Saturday; however, we were left to our own devices as my parents made their way back to Blighty.  We decided that Saturday was to be the day for general sightseeing; the Keta Hunt Mystery Tour of Montpellier Round 2, if you will.  We'd already walked through Antigone the previous day, and sampled a Kinder Bueno milkshake from the French answer to Shakeaways; Shakestars (rue de l'Aiguillerie for anyone who finds themselves in Montpellier in need of a milkshake fix).  Saturday was therefore reserved for a general wander around some of the old town, and a nosy in a few shops.  A general wander on a Saturday afternoon wasn't exactly going to be complete without a swift beverage, so I introduced Hallett to the wonders of The Shakespeare pub... And its €6 pint of cider!  Sady, that's probably the cheapest pint of decent cider that I've found in Montpellier.  Apparently half a pint was all I needed though as I promptly slipped on the steps as we left, thus finding myself very nearly flat on my face on the concrete, with a slightly twisted ankle and a bruised knee, in a bustling town centre at about half four in the afternoon.  Smooth Keta, real smooth.  I then spent the rest of the afternoon limping around feeling like a prize prat, with Hallett outwardly sympathising but probably inwardly despairing of my clumsy nature.

Sunday managed to go by without any trips, slips, scrapes, or falls, which was a definite improvement.  Nonetheless, the day wasn't without its little hic-cups courtesy of the wonderful transport system provided by this country on a Sunday.  We had decided to go and visit Hallett's distant relatives at the zoo, which should have been about a twenty to thirty minute journey on two buses.  It being a Sunday, one of the buses wasn't running at all, whilst the other was running on a limited timetable.  As a result, the journey then sadly consisted of two trams, a half an hour wait, and a bus.  I should have known better by now than to try and plan something on a Sunday!  We still arrived in enough time to have a leisurely amble around the majority of the 'african' areas though, and since it is free to get in (yes, that's right - completely free for everyone! You can see where every single person who visits me is going to get dragged to), it didn't really matter that we were only there for a couple of hours.  The zoo is rather cleverly divided into different colour routes, with each route corresponding to a different area of the world where the animals along that route originate from.  The 'africa' route seemed to largely consist of lots of different types of antlope... Or at least that's what we assumed they were.  It would seem that my French animal vocabulary is somewhat lacking, and as all of the signs are in French, we resorted to categorising them according to how streamlined their antlers were:  very stremlined, a bit streamlined or wiggly-antlered antelope 'things' were their official names.

Mostly I had wanted to follow the 'africa' path so that we could see the big cats.  We managed to catch a glimpse of the lynx type-thing with fluffy ears, and one of the cheetahs made an appearance which was well-received by me.  The cheetahs also provided endless amusement as I discovered that in French they are known as "guépards"; cue me wandering around repeating the phrase "gay-paard" in a very posh British accent.  Incidently that was the only new piece of vocabulary that I managed to pick up that day.  We deviated from the Africa path to go and try and find the kangaroos, but apparently the kangaroos have been moved to a new home which I was most indignant about.  Why make people pay fifty cents for a map if your only going to fill it with false advertising?!



We also went off on another path to find the bears, who had clearly decided that Montpellier zoo was still an adequate home and were residing exactly where the map said they would be.  In fact, the bears are such a permanent feature at the zoo that they have built wooden statues of them for children, and twenty one year old boys, to have photos with.  What you don't see in this photo is the little boy who we had just scared away, and the two little girls who were being told to wait their turn by their patient French parents.

Last but not least, we dropped by the lions on the way out, all three of whom were really taking life in their stride and soaking up the last bit of the afternoon sun.  We then opted to do the same and headed off to the rooftop of the Corum building so that I could show Hallett the view from up there.  Our romantic endeavour was slightly disrupted by a less-than-romantic pitstop beforehand at McDonalds to share some potato wedges, but nonetheless, we still caught the majority of the sunset and despite Hallett's apparent inability to smile nicely for a camera, we even took a nice photo or two.

The weekend was all rounded off by a rather lovely dinner out.  We kindly declined Francis' hospitality and offer to cook dinner, and instead went to a little Italian restaurant that one of my friend's had drawn my attention to.  Conveniently, 'Arezzo' is located near the Virgin Megastore just off Comédie, almost directly opposite a cocktail bar.  It seemed rude not to indulge in a pre-dinner drink, so I ordered a Tequila Sunrise, whilst Hallett went for the rather more manly option of Desperados (on a side note, it would seem that this town is obsessed with Desperados, and sell at least three different types of it in every vessle imaginable at every supermarket I have come across.  Très bizarre).  Dinner was followed by a twenty minute walk back to the flat; in true Sunday style, line two trams were running at a rate of about one every half an hour.  Probably a good thing we walked though, as I don't think my overly full tummy would have appreciated a tram ride.

Before I knew it, it was Monday morning and we were back at the train station waiting for the TGV to Paris.  If we were really cute and soppy then we'd have said an emotional goodbye, with me all tear-y eyed, saying that it was fine because he'd be back visiting again in twenty five days.  But of course I'd never be that soppy... I was of course focussed on the fact that I only had a twenty four day supply of Hula Hoops.  Well, mostly focussed on that.